Searching through my “junk” email folder I saw an email that caught my attention: It read “Patricia Leighton-windsurf”. Windsurfing was what I was addicted to before fruit trees and “windsurf” was a password I used for non-critical websites. The email said I was to send $2200 in bitcoins or they would release video of me in split-screen mode (of the porn and me watching the porn) to all my email contacts and all my Facebook contacts. So you can see why I am so worried…I don’t want all my friends to know how addicted I am to fruit tree porn…those soft pubescent peaches, misshaped persimmons, succulent pears. So I am writing this post to let everyone here know ahead of time…I think you all will understand, even though my family and friends may not.
The compromising video will probably show me watching a mulberry or jujube video or it could also be me watching one of Dave Wilson Nursery videos (honest…nothing is going on between me and Tom Spellman). As for porn-porn…I just ain’t got time for that!
is there a fruit tree anonymous group that u can join locally, and get some support?
My wife swears she sees me just staring at my fruit trees for minutes on end. She says it is like I am in a trance. I never recall such things. I probably was pondering how well or not so well I dormant pruned the tree now that it is in leaf or some such other issue.
Living: You are right when you said your “friends and family do not understand”.
My wife really thinks I am possessed by fruit! When we take a vacation and are driving, I always yell out “Fruit Trees!” each time we pass a home that has fruits in the yard that I can see. It makes my day but drives my family crazy on road trips.
I’m right there with you brother!
My wife has referred to the stream of catalogs I get each September-March as “plant porn”
It’s gotten some funny looks from friends who haven’t yet heard the story.
Scott
I was addicted to windsurfing too…and now to fruit trees…mere coincidence???
Same risk level - windsurfing and tree growing 
It’s a proven fact, people are healthier who are exposed regularly to growing greenery…whether it’s forest or orchard or gardens or just a lush lawn with shrubs. If the spouse wants to sit in front of the boob tube, half of the family will be mentally healthy, anyhow…the half who experiences creation.