For those of you who have followed the drama of my neighbor (and coincidentally my BOSS at my real job) accidently killing many of my trees and fruit-bearing plants, I wanted to let you know it is all over. And before I tell you how it ended, I want to remind you that I took it on the chin so badly and handled the whole thing so delicately (and differently than I otherwise would have) because of the social, political, and media attentention that would have resulted if a huge fight and/or lawsuit erupted between 2 city officials. You aren’t going to like how it ended any more than I do, but this situation really was different than a typical negligent spray case because of these other considerations.
Anyway, a bit of an update first. I took almost all the suggestions made by folks on this thread and revised my “claim” figures and spreadsheet. Some things added costs, others lowered them. In the end, the spreadsheet showed the death of 14 trees and 19 berry plants, with a total cost (including everything I left in the estimate) of about $1,800. Yes, that was way too low but I wanted it to be extremely defendable and air tight where it would be impossible for anyone to say I was overcharging or being unreasonable. I was going to give the spreadsheet to the Mayor after the holidays. However, before I could, his brother called and said he wanted to talk to me about everything. TO be clear, the Mayor and his 2 brothers are all equal partners in the commercial farming company that, among many other locations, farms the land adjacent to mine. It was one of their employees (and nephews) who did the actual spraying. Anyway, I stopped by the brothers farm office and within about 60 seconds I could tell it was going to go very, very poorly. Almost immediately he started telling me that he had sprayed around apple trees all his life and never had 2, 4-D do anything except curl the leaves. There was no way in the world, he said, that they killed any of my trees and plants. Within another 2-3 minutes he basically accussed me of lying….saying things like “Well when I cut hay a few months later I only saw 2 or 3 dead trees and you say it was 14”. I immediately said “we need to go over to the property and talk about this” so he followed me to my place. Fortunately I had never even pulled up about 9 of the dead trees, and the ones I had already pulled up I had kept- tree, rootball, everything. I walked him around and showed him 8-9 dead trees and told him the others were in my barn for his inspection. SO he walks around and breaks the branches on the ones I said were dead and on ONE of them there was still just a tiny, tiny hint of pale green on ONE limb. He starts saying “this one isn’t even dead…look there”. I immediately sliced a huge piece of bark off the trunk and it was nothing but brown…but he wouldn’t give in. SO he calls the Mayor and says “will you come over here and tell him this tree isn’t dead”. Then he goes back to looking. Soon enough hejust says “well, trees die. It happens to everyone. Doesn’t mean its our fault”. I said “well, you were sent a report from the TN dept of Agriculture showing that they pulled leaves off every single one of my dead trees and tested them and all of them had leathel concentrations of 2, 4-D. They also tested all the farms in a ½ mile of here and interviewed all farmers and the one who used 2-4d by that point in the spring was you and only your land and my orchard had it and I don’t use it either. “ His response to that tells all you need to know about this guy…….I swear to you, his response to the testing and investigation done by the state was to say “well, they are just a bunch of scientists and state employees, you can’t trust anything they say”!!! So that tells you the absurdity I was dealing with. I then conceded that trees do die occassionaly, but I asked if he thought it was a coincidence that I had 14 trees and 20 plants and lots of wild vegetation all die in the same week, and all 1 week after they sprayed. He said “well, it might have been, or some disease or something”. Even he isn’t that stupid….he was just trying to lie his way out of it. Anyway, it went on like this for 15 minutes or so and even he was starting to see that there was just no way on earth any ½ rational person could possibly try to deny responsibility. SO he just said “well, just tell me what to write a check for so I can be done with all this”. I said “well, I have an exact calculation in the house for you”. He says “no, I don’t want to see no more paperwork, just give me a number. Here is where you guys are going to be furious with me. Because we had not talked 1 bit about the dead plants (brambles, blueberries, etc) and, more importantly, because they had long since rotted away and there was nothing I could show him to prove they were dead (well, I had photos) I decided to just charge for the trees and related costs and told him if he’d give me $1,200 we would call it even. Right about then the mayor drove up. The brother said “go look at that tree and see if you think its dead”. Mayor walked over, scraped the trunk, and said “its dead as hell”. While I loved it, that seemed to agrivate the brother even more so he wrote the check and handed it over. At that point I said to the Mayor “well, your brother is pretty upset about this and seems to think all the state tests and reports and me are wrong and all these trees and plants just happened to die at the same time by coincidence. I’m sorry he feels that way and I didn’t mean to cause so much turmoil, I just wanted help replacing the things we all know you guys killed”. The Mayor said “hey, I don’t like it either but its obvious it was our fault and the right thing to do is pay you for it”. At this point the jackass brother changed his tune considerably and almost apologized and said “next year we will hire a professional company to spray this field now that we know how sensitive those trees are”.
That’s more detail than any of you wanted, but I thought I’d give you the whole sordid soap opra ending. Obviously I came out badly in the hole and didn’t break even by any measure. But I’m glad its over and I did get enough money to replace my trees (and plants to, honestly, since I will really be replacing the trees with bare roots and not 3 year olds. $1,200 is more than I thought I’d get. Just glad its over.