Apple cultivars Review Site

That wasn’t even worth a click

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The original link is not great. The one I have above is significantly more helpful.

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Shared it just for the laughs.

Crimson Gold Apple Review

These little shits are glorified crabapples masquerading as edible fruit and should not be tolerated outside of cider production and pretentious baking applications. Each minuscule bite of these filthy monkey cheeks explode with an intense yet somehow dry flavor combination that will make you want to spontaneously vomit. Do not be fooled by this repackaged trash, Crimson Gold is just a misleading name slapped on a swollen testicle.

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