In the battle of survival against the squirrel army, I have attained a temporary stalemate. I had it especially bad, my home would probably qualify as a squirrel heaven. Itâs away from the road, shielded from all sides by fences (aka. squirrel bridges). All the neighbors have mature trees which provide a safe haven away from my slingshot and other projectile shooting paraphernalia. I present them a great snacking oasis, along with one of my fence neighbors. Any time they see us, they climb up the trees and navigate away to safety using the high tree bridges. Squirrel spikes, hah hah, they just walk sideways on the fence. Bird feeders, they will empty it and and the youngâuns still ripped apart the immature fruit. I only wish my kids had their admirable palate. Walnut catkins, apricots, almonds, apples, loquats, persimmons, quinces, guava, even freaking plums and pomegranates. Pomegranates?
One of the neighbors used a poison mix, but ugh. the effective stuff is so bad, I junked it in a hurry. A squirrel detecting camera system using algorithms newer than the ones in self driving cars (not kidding). The squirrels could care less, they are guerilla fighters, not a standing army to vanquish. All they did was fill me with rage :_)
TLDR: Peanuts and a cage. I got 15 of the suckers, and relocated them to the creek nearby. To the poster that thought it was not humane, the creek has plenty of food. Oaks, loquats, almonds and more. If you go this route, Iâd recommend getting several cages and deploying them all at once. They do wise up, but still canât seem to resist the peanuts. I was lazy one night and didnât put the cages away and got a raccoon that was as big as a medium size dog. I just let that one go as they donât seem to wreak anywhere close to the same havoc as the squirrels. Donât leave the cages out in the night, the raccoons just tip them up after the second day to eat the bait.
The squirrels are still there, but the fruit get to live a wee bit longerâŚ